My own original Singing Telegrams, for those occasions when you just really need an annoying relative to show up.
Usually it's a really loud long-lost Italian Auntie from New York somewhere, but we can work with all your Relative Needs. I burst in, surprise your loved one, create a scene, sing 'em a little song parody, and leave them with a genuine paper certificate with their own personal lyrics, to remember the day by. Nothing dirty, nothing actionable, nothing scary. Just good fun. Balloons, guitar player, and other extras negotiable.Your only worry: Can you Tweet and Insta all this fast enough while you're laughing?
Embarrass someone you love today, with a dianagram.
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